poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

Stini and Xinnyx watch Kuroko 2 Episode 9!
-watching the opening credits-
xinnyx: Everyone's gay for Kuroko.
Stini: He's everybody's uke.(ook)
xinnyx: Every time you say it like that I keep thinking of a ukelele!
Stini: That's how it's spelled!
xinnyx: It's said as "oo-keh"!
Stini: oo-kay, oo-keh, whatever! It's OOK.
xinnyx: KUROKO'S NOT A FUCKING UKELELE!
HELP I'VE FALLEN FOR VANITAS

yourhumblelittlenarrator:

xinnyx:

yourhumblelittlenarrator:

*squirts you with a squirt bottle*

. _ . No. Bad.

It’s okay. It’s hard not to fall for Vanitas. I fell for him too.

*squirts you with a squirt bottle*

No. Bad. BI

-looks down at self-

Nope, still attracted to Vanitas.

HELP I'VE FALLEN FOR VANITAS

yourhumblelittlenarrator:

*squirts you with a squirt bottle*

. _ . No. Bad.

It’s okay. It’s hard not to fall for Vanitas. I fell for him too.

Those videos where you read shitty fanfics w/ your friends are hilarious! You seem like a really fun person to talk to.

yourhumblelittlenarrator:

Aaawwww~ Thank you~

They seem fun at first. But those fics are painful. So very painful…

yourhumblelittlenarrator:

themrcreepypasta:

waterbendingmedic:

3mbr:

THE SIXTH GIF IN YOUR GIF FOLDER REPRESENTS YOUR REACTION TO WORKING HERE FOR A WEEK

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How my girlfriend describes dicks...
Krist: Dicks are like flesy pool noodles. Except not as flexible as a pool noodle.
Me: .w. .............
Me: I have NEVER heard them described that way before...
Krist: Just remember that and you're good.
Me: I have never EVER heard dicks described that way before.
Krist: I... uh... I have experience....
Me: Fleshy pool noodles! Oh my gawd!

creepy-rainbow-pasta:

datpastaasylum:

ascendmotherfucker:

johnathanegbert:

i found the video

source

Are you shitting me?

LOOK AT THE TIMING

WHAT

Wha…?

Krist: What to know the only Maleficent I'll ever accept? *sends link*
Me: If this is the 50 Cent Maleficent, I'm going to kill you...
*clicks link*
Me: *sighs* It's the 50 Cent Maleficent...