I swear to God if I read the 50 Shades of Grey sequels and see the words “gaze”, “gorgeous”, or “flushed” one more time, I will set everything on fire.
Why did you even read the first book, dear?
I wanted to see just how bad it was. I have never screamed “THERE WAS NO EDITOR” more within the entire span of my life.
weren’t you warned?
WEREN’T YOU WARNED!?
Friends don’t let friends read 50 Shades of Grey
I let friends read 50 Shades. Because then I don’t have to.
So I’m watching a seemingly intelligent review/rant on YouTube when…
"There are no tropical islands in the Atlantic."
What about… the Bahamas?
DO YOU NOT OWN A MAP!?
The stupid hurts me…
Then she decided it would be a good idea to tell me about it.
She knows I have a lower tolerance for stupidity than she does.
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
So i made a deal with a friend that if they went through with a certain something, I would try my hand at creepypasta narrating
So….yeah…that’s gonna be a thing at some point. Keep a look out for that
I’m that friend. My end of the bargain is that I review My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic things.